Saturday, April 29, 2006
Friday, April 28, 2006
Thursday, April 27, 2006
GI Joe PSA Parody
GI Joe PSA Parodies collection. First 4 are online. The rest will be up by weeks end. Stay tuned!
Wednesday, April 26, 2006
Tuesday, April 25, 2006
Monday, April 24, 2006
Thursday, April 20, 2006
Wednesday, April 19, 2006
Tuesday, April 18, 2006
Monday, April 17, 2006
Sunday, April 16, 2006
Friday, April 14, 2006
Wednesday, April 12, 2006
Tuesday, April 11, 2006
Saturday, April 08, 2006
Friday, April 07, 2006
South Park vs Scientology
In case you missed it, South Park episode 912 Trapped in the closet nailed Tom Cruise, R Kelly, and John Travolta. This is also the episode that Isaac Hayes quit over. What a tool
Monday, April 03, 2006
The Simpsons Movie
Could it be true? This teaser was included with Ice Age 2 and looks very promising.
Sunday, April 02, 2006
End Women's Suffrage
Don't you just love watching the self proclaimed elite being manipulated? End women's suffrage today! PS. I am the most smartest person in the world and stuff!
Saturday, April 01, 2006
How to use an ATM Machine
A sign in the Bank Lobby reads: "Please note that this Bank is installing new Drive-through teller machines enabling customers to withdraw cash without leaving their vehicles. Customers using this new facility are requested to use the procedures outlined below when accessing their accounts. After months of careful research, MALE & FEMALE procedures have been developed. Please follow the appropriate steps for your gender."
MALE PROCEDURE:
1. Drive up to the cash machine.
2. Put down your car window.
3. Insert card into machine and enter PIN.
4. Enter amount of cash required and withdraw.
5. Retrieve card, cash and receipt.
6. Put window up.
7. Drive off.
************************************************** *********
FEMALE PROCEDURE:
1. Drive up to cash machine.
2. Reverse and back up the required amount to align car window with the machine.
3. Set parking brake, put the window down.
4. Find handbag, remove all contents on to passenger seat to locate card.
5. Tell person on cell phone you will call them back and hang up
6. Attempt to insert card into machine.
7. Open car door to allow easier access to machine due to its excessive distance from the car.
8. Insert card.
9. Re-insert card the right way.
10. Dig through handbag to find diary with your PIN written on the inside back page.
11. Enter PIN.
12. Press cancel and re-enter correct PIN.
13. Enter amount of cash required.
14. Check makeup in rear view mirror.
15. Retrieve cash and receipt.
16. Empty handbag again to locate wallet and place cash inside.
17. Write debit amount in check register and place receipt in back of checkbook.
18. Re-check makeup.
19. Drive forward 2 feet.
20. Reverse back to cash machine.
21. Retrieve card.
22. Re-empty hand bag, locate card holder, and place card into the slot provided.
23. Give dirty look to irate male driver waiting behind you.
24. Restart stalled engine and pull off.
25. Redial person on cell phone.
26. Drive for 2 to 3 miles.
27. Release Parking Brake.








Brandi Belle





