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Saturday, April 29, 2006

Kelsey XXX

Friday, April 28, 2006

Teacher gets nailed

Sucker Punch!

Doh

drink and do drugs kids
8 ball stevie

More GI JOE

Ive added #5-10 on the GI Joe Public service announcement parody list. Enjoy!

Daily Porn


Thursday, April 27, 2006

GI Joe PSA Parody

GI Joe PSA Parodies collection. First 4 are online. The rest will be up by weeks end. Stay tuned!

Wednesday, April 26, 2006

Funny Update

you've got to lick it
how many licks?
mikey needs to know
mikey's puppy
mikey wants an A

Tuesday, April 25, 2006

Titanic 2 - Jacks Back


Im glad this is a joke. Or is it? :(

Monday, April 24, 2006

MMFBZ

More funny flash

go away idiots
the peoples mario
im too sexy

more updates on the way.

Just Sasha

Mother Daughter fuck

Thursday, April 20, 2006

Emily Sweet

Wednesday, April 19, 2006

Just Sasha

Tuesday, April 18, 2006

Brandi Belle

Brandi Belle and her girlfriend get freaky. Dont forget to read the Brandi Belle Review.

Monday, April 17, 2006

Funny update

Funny Videos
Wheres my fucking change bitch?
Inbred canadians gone wild
Funny Flash
zelda meets starwars
the legend of zelda porn
we like bukkake!
kungfu phil - wtf?
octopus garden

Siskel & Ebert talking shit


Who knew these boring old men were funny?

Sunday, April 16, 2006

Karen Loves Kate Happy Easter

Friday, April 14, 2006

Big Mouthfuls

Wednesday, April 12, 2006

My weed farm got busted


All my hard work went down the toilet! FUCK!

cute brunette teen

Tuesday, April 11, 2006

Dr Phil vs Bill OReilly


Someone has too much time on their hands

Saturday, April 08, 2006

Doing taxes


The Colbert Report offers up some tips on doing those dreaded taxes

Friday, April 07, 2006

South Park vs Scientology


In case you missed it, South Park episode 912 Trapped in the closet nailed Tom Cruise, R Kelly, and John Travolta. This is also the episode that Isaac Hayes quit over. What a tool

Monday, April 03, 2006

Ashley Fine

The Simpsons Movie


Could it be true? This teaser was included with Ice Age 2 and looks very promising.

Sunday, April 02, 2006

End Women's Suffrage


Don't you just love watching the self proclaimed elite being manipulated? End women's suffrage today! PS. I am the most smartest person in the world and stuff!

Saturday, April 01, 2006

How to use an ATM Machine

A sign in the Bank Lobby reads: "Please note that this Bank is installing new Drive-through teller machines enabling customers to withdraw cash without leaving their vehicles. Customers using this new facility are requested to use the procedures outlined below when accessing their accounts. After months of careful research, MALE & FEMALE procedures have been developed. Please follow the appropriate steps for your gender."
MALE PROCEDURE:
1. Drive up to the cash machine.
2. Put down your car window.
3. Insert card into machine and enter PIN.
4. Enter amount of cash required and withdraw.
5. Retrieve card, cash and receipt.
6. Put window up.
7. Drive off.

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FEMALE PROCEDURE:
1. Drive up to cash machine.
2. Reverse and back up the required amount to align car window with the machine.
3. Set parking brake, put the window down.
4. Find handbag, remove all contents on to passenger seat to locate card.
5. Tell person on cell phone you will call them back and hang up
6. Attempt to insert card into machine.
7. Open car door to allow easier access to machine due to its excessive distance from the car.
8. Insert card.
9. Re-insert card the right way.
10. Dig through handbag to find diary with your PIN written on the inside back page.
11. Enter PIN.
12. Press cancel and re-enter correct PIN.
13. Enter amount of cash required.
14. Check makeup in rear view mirror.
15. Retrieve cash and receipt.
16. Empty handbag again to locate wallet and place cash inside.
17. Write debit amount in check register and place receipt in back of checkbook.
18. Re-check makeup.
19. Drive forward 2 feet.
20. Reverse back to cash machine.
21. Retrieve card.
22. Re-empty hand bag, locate card holder, and place card into the slot provided.
23. Give dirty look to irate male driver waiting behind you.
24. Restart stalled engine and pull off.
25. Redial person on cell phone.
26. Drive for 2 to 3 miles.
27. Release Parking Brake.