Peanut butter jelly Federline

Only Tease

Cherry Caprice

Spongeback Mountain

Tasty Gina

Cassie Leanne

Leia Loves You

Another holiday

Hooray!!!! Another excuse for everyone to stay home and leave me hanging. If taco bell is open today, the fucking bank and post office should be as well. Thanks fuckers, I appreciate it.

Fucking nascar losers. die

Daytona 500

I think ill watch nascar today. Tony Stewart will win

Gag on my Cock

Professor gets owned is a nice addition to the smart ass replies I posted last Friday. enjoy

counterstrike cry baby
Weight lifting kid crys for his mom

Geraldo Sandoval is an idiot

Im flipping threw channels just now and i see this dumb ass from San Francisco talking on Hannity and Colmes about how the US Military isnt needed. When asked who would defend our borders if attacked he replied "Thats what the police are for." I hope every vet in San Fran calls this tool tomorrow and lets him know how fucking useless he is. If you'd like to let him know where he can stick his opinions give him a call @ (415) 554-6975

Happy Valentines Day

Tasty Tara

Scar children when theyre young

Poor kid. Who would do such an evil thing? :)

Saved by the Fight

Remember kids, dont fuck with AC Slater.

7 Pound Dildo

Smart Ass Replies

#1 SMART ASS ANSWER OF THE YEAR....

A college teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam. "Now class, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury or illness, or a death in your immediate family, but that's it, no other excuses whatsoever!" A smart ass guy in the back of the room raised his hand and asked, "What would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete and utter sexual exhaustion?" The entire class is reduced to laughter and snickering. When silence is restored, the teacher smiles knowingly at the student, shakes her head and sweetly says, "Well, I guess you'd have to write the exam with your other hand."

Smart Ass Answer #2:

The cop got out of his car and the kid who was stopped for speeding rolled down his window. "I've been waiting for you all day," the cop said. The kid replied, "Yeah, well I got here as fast as I could." When the cop finally stopped laughing, he sent the kid on his way without a ticket.

Smart Ass Answer #3:

A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate to check tickets. As a man approached, she extended her hand for the ticket and he opened his trench coat and flashed her. Without missing a beat....she said,"Sir, I need to see your ticket not your stub."

Smart Ass Answer #4

College kid is taking his final in a big class with hundreds of students. The teacher announces the test is over and all students must turn in their exams. The kid ignores the teacher and keeps working for an extra hour to make sure he finishes.

Upon finishing the kid walks down to the teacher to turn in his exam. The teacher looks up from the huge stack of completed exams and says, "Are you kidding me? There is no way I am taking your exam now, you failed!" The kid looks the teacher in the eye and asks, "Do you know my name?" With a such a large class the teacher replies, "I have no idea who you are." With that, the student shoves his exam in the middle of the stack and says, "I didn't think you did."

Rae 19

Private Gwen

Problems fixed

The past week or so ive been having problems with the media (video/flash) loading. This has been resolved.

New funny picture section online

Funny pictures 14 is finally up!

SuperBowl time biatch

Dont get me wrong, I hate both teams! I just hate the hawks a little bit less. Stupid fumbling bus

Chunk vs Picard

Lovely Irene

The power of old people

Old people need to move faster.